#this episode was truly one of the greatest things in television history
I WENT TO MCDONALD’S AND I ACCIDENTALLY ASKED FOR “CHICKEN NUGGER”
it’s nuggets xD
It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. I like to get rammed by 4 big black dicks. Follow me for a jar of cum ♒(★‿★)♒!
quirkybrittany! this is a childrens site!
i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made me get off the game because she’s concerned for my well-being
THE GUY DIED OF OLD AGE TODAY I ACTUALLY CRIED AND MY MOM CONFISCATED THE GAME SO NO MORE SIMS FOR LIKE A WEEK
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
i swear to god zachary quinto has three modes
- the most adorable cupcake in existence
- sexy gq motherfucker
- serial killer hobo
THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN
george washington rises from the dead
"you done fucked up"
"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"
"I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
I hate school.
But I don’t hate education.
There’s a huge difference.
The difference is an education is just knowledge and qualifications that allow you to do well in life. School is just a load of shitty buildings with a load of shitty people doing shitty work because other shitty people say so.
I just reblogged this but I’m doing it again for the comment
Jensen talks about Dean’s missing hand print (x)